Call me Volcel, Fakecel, I don't care.
37 2018-02-07 by Anon241823
Last week I'm on tinder and to my surprise I get a match. She's 19 and I think she's really cute, so I send her a message. I questioned jokingly why she was interested in me and I asked something along the lines of "what does she enjoy doing?". She respond with "I like older guys. Why do you wanna hook up sometime?". I was shocked. I started to not reply but ultimately decide I would, I mean this might be my only chance to ever have sex in life. So I respond "Not exactly what I meant, but sure I'd like hookup sometime". Then she says "here's the thing though, I'm not really 19 I'm actually 16 and live with my parents so if you want to hookup we would have to sneak around them. But that can be definitely arranged". I send her a message it says "Hold on my friend Admiral Akbar is telling me something......." then I sent her the "it's a trap" gif. She tells me "Not necessarily I can send you pictures to prove it". Then I send her this last message before unmatching, "I'm sorry but 16 is far too young for me and you shouldn't be on here. Also don't send pictures of yourself to people online. Especially explicit ones you can get into trouble legally and who knows whose hands they could end up in and how it may comeback to haunt you later. I wish you the best. Goodbye." Then I unmatched. I just wish I could meet a woman in my age range (mid to late twenties). I know this is going to get nothing but hate from everyone but whatever.
56 comments
1 inbeforecell 2018-02-07
I don't think she was even serious. Probably a catfish.
1 Totalweirdo42 2018-02-07
You did the right thing. Good for you.
1 anonymousvirgin88 2018-02-07
I would say you are only a volcel if the legal age where you are is 16 or lower. If it's higher than 18 then you may technically be a volcel, but not going to jail for fucking an underage girl should take precedence over that. This would also have ended up badly if she were to send you nudes so you probably made the right choice.
All this said this is a reminder that we missed out on prime teenage pussy and will never ever get to experience it without becoming sex offenders.
1 PhucCheet 2018-02-07
I think you meant
1 Orange_Paisley 2018-02-07
My first thought was that it was a police organized sting as well.
1 therealstealthydan 2018-02-07
Good for you brother. You made the right move there.
1 chrysanthemumtaffy 2018-02-07
Yeah, this is a scam. Guys pose as underage girls, get older men to flirt/sext with them, and then suddenly pose as the girl's father and extort the men with the threat of going to the police with the evidence. But you were very sweet to do what you did. I am proud of you. <3
1 mens-libthrowaway 2018-02-07
I've done this myself, not for monetary gain, just for the fun of fucking with Chads. Feels good, man.
1 Tracybeyondthewheel 2018-02-07
Time well spent.
I hope you're not wondering why you're alone.
Of course you were doing it to fuck with Chad.
1 mens-libthrowaway 2018-02-07
Is catfishing ephebophile Chads the reason I'm incel? kek
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-02-07
I mean, yeah, probably. Who the fuck does that?
1 syds 2018-02-07
Incels?
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-02-07
No lmao. Incels don’t fuck with Chad
1 syds 2018-02-07
Incels don't fuck with anyone LOL
1 fucknazimodzzz 2018-02-07
LOL.
1 RealHedgeFund 2018-02-07
Imagine the looks at these guys faces when this dude comes carrying 9mm and busts one of the bullies knees as soon as they start some shit.
1 ihateandywarhol 2018-02-07
This is a scam where they end up blackmailing you for sending/receiving pictures from minors. I've seen it happen to other people. Block. It's probably not even a girl.
1 pangeacel 2018-02-07
From one incel to another, you did the right thing
1 ScionOfTheLion 2018-02-07
Sounds like a police sting
1 zielony4 2018-02-07
A bit over a year ago, I matched with a good looking 16 year old girl. That was one of the very few matches I got. They were real, but I'm not sure Why they matched with me. It's high school was next to mine and it went to a gym close to me, and we were going to work out together, but I decided it isn't worth it. Both because of the age and probably because they were looking for an orbiter.
1 Tracybeyondthewheel 2018-02-07
I'm glad she found someone else. Anyone referring to a girl as "it" deserves to be alone.
1 zielony4 2018-02-07
I stopped talking to it after only a few days, there's no way I would know if they found someone else. They joined the army a few months later when I stalked their social media.
Looks like you're way to stupid and illiterate. I said I decided not to meet with it because of its age and me working out with a woman doesn't guarantee I would get what I am owed.
Even if you were correct, nothing you say matters, you're that cheating scum.
1 syds 2018-02-07
You aren't owed anything tho
1 zielony4 2018-02-07
Nice, you're even too stupid to respond. 😂🖕
1 Tracybeyondthewheel 2018-02-07
The person who does nothing but wallow in misery and call women "it" is calling someone else "too stupid".
You're in the group that deserves their misery.
You should drop the pretense acting like you're interested in women. Someone who denies women their humanity to the point of referring to us as "it" isn't really interested in women.
You're not even fooling yourself.
Like I said...enjoy your misery. It's what you deserve.
1 BF8211 2018-02-07
You made the right choice. You don't want to end up on Creep Catchers
1 BNEWZON 2018-02-07
wouldn’t be canada creep catchers tho cause 16 is legal age of consent here
1 IncelsStillAlive 2018-02-07
why the fuck would we give u shit for doing the logical thing? there's a difference between being a cuckcel and a smartcel, ur the latter in this case
1 MMDT 2018-02-07
Is 16 legal where you are ? If it's legal then you might as well do it , if she doesn't fuck you shes just gonna fuck someone else anyway
1 OldIncel 2018-02-07
lol FBI was onto you
btw you are not an incel
1 TheMubarak1 2018-02-07
It's a trap to blackmail you later. That or I'd smash.
1 WotEven11 2018-02-07
I'm just saying, the fact that you acknowledge the fact that 16 is indeed too young as well as the disgusting nature of pedophilia makes you 100% better than every extremist on this sub
1 balsag43 2018-02-07
Would it be just as disgusting if they waited with sex until she was legal?
1 WotEven11 2018-02-07
Depends on how old the other person is IMO. I mean, its more of just strange to pseudo "groom" someone is for that. I mean, if the guy was like 18 or maybe 19, it would still be a bit strange but not nearly as much as if he were mid-late twenties
1 balsag43 2018-02-07
I’m asking since one of my classmates is dating a 20 year old.
1 19Mnomoneynofuture 2018-02-07
Fucking lol'd. Are you gay, a cuck or a roastie? God posts like these make me angry.
1 Magehunter_Skassi 2018-02-07
No surprise there. People used to get engaged or married at 16, and now it's socially acceptable for "men" in their late twenties to collect Funko Pops and play Bing Bing Wahoo on their Switch in public.
1 WotEven11 2018-02-07
Alright, let me rephrase this. 16 is too young for anybody not within two-three years of that age. But you probably don't understand that, as you believe all women should want you from,the second they're born, pedo
1 19Mnomoneynofuture 2018-02-07
How are they too young? Their bodies are more than ready to handle the dick. If an adult and a teenager are happy having sex together, there's NOTHING wrong with that.
1 WotEven11 2018-02-07
It has little to do with their body and everything to do with maturity. Something you wouldn't understand
1 bopoll 2018-02-07
All bodies can handle a dick dude, that's not exactly a good metric for when to not fuck a person
1 WotEven11 2018-02-07
Lmao
1 Tracybeyondthewheel 2018-02-07
It was definitely a scam.
16 year old girls who want to fuck older guys don't announce their real age like that...and especially so quickly.
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
It's called "jailbait" for a reason.
1 iChelseaya 2018-02-07
But how did you send a picture through Tinder? It doesn't let you.
1 5f2BaldIndianJanitor 2018-02-07
It’s probably a scam but 16 is legal where I live and I would of hit it
1 MaleFAer 2018-02-07
Yeah that was way to risky. You did the right things. Always protect yourself first.
1 10ysun 2018-02-07
That was very tactfully handled. Good job.
1 Throwaway_guy_ha 2018-02-07
Wow, very mature and nice of you. Congratulations. Also, it was a very obvious trap, actual 16 yos don't do that, not that way.
1 hobocel 2018-02-07
If you get matches on tinder your not an incel.
1 omegacel69 2018-02-07
Many scammers out there target ugly lonely older guys knowing that some desperate men may take the bait. What you did was intelligent.
1 JaJammerJan 2018-02-07
lol @ 16 being illegal in whatever cucked place you live in.
1 changeIsTheWay 2018-02-07
JAILBAIT!!!!!!!!!!
1 TheRealUCFChris 2018-02-07
Top cuck. I'd do her if she presented solid evidence that I'm not being trapped.
1 RealHedgeFund 2018-02-07
You will get filmed by anti-pedo-crew and then threatened. Bring a gun
1 randomnightly 2018-02-07
Then it turns out she is 64 because her birthday was on the 28th february
1 Orange_Paisley 2018-02-07
My first thought was that it was a police organized sting as well.
1 Tracybeyondthewheel 2018-02-07
Time well spent.
I hope you're not wondering why you're alone.
Of course you were doing it to fuck with Chad.