My RealDoll is arriving in the mail next week...
40 2018-02-07 by VinylHorror
Yeah, I know. It's fucked up. I'm 23 years and have to resort to buying a sex doll to find companionship. But I'm pretty lonely, and autistic, and don't have any friends, and I don't see myself ever being able to get over those hurdles. So two weeks ago I decided to bite the bullet. I'm in a financial position now where the price tag wasn't ever going to be an issue.
I'm going to name her Jenny. I don't have a wardrobe for her yet, but will pick up something cheap at a Target or Walmart before she arrives. I don't have any desire to have sex with her, so I don't think I'll ever use her for her "intended" purpose. I'm going to set her up on my couch the first day in casual clothes and prop a magazine in her hands. That way when I get home from work I'll have someone waiting for me!
I don't want to take her out in public. I feel like my small Southern town wouldn't particularly like the ugly man parading around his sex doll. I also think that means my mind will have been completely destroyed if I get to that point.
It's going to be nice to have someone to have conversations with. I haven't had a real conversation in 6 years and that's what I'm most excited for. I wish I could connect with someone who has a bit less silicone, but it won't work. Ugly + autism + social anxiety = loneliness. It hurt in the beginning, but I'm slowly beginning to get over it.
It's going to be nice to have someone not care that I'm slowly balding, or that I'm 5'8". I'm not sure whether my life will completely change, but I hope that it does. I hope that she gives me the acceptance that I need right now.
Thanks for reading!
119 comments
1 TreesnCats 2018-02-07
What's she look like?
1 VinylHorror 2018-02-07
I picked the 5'1" model. She has a brunette pixie cut. Brown eyes.
1 ccv223345 2018-02-07
Have you ever considered going to graduate school to get a better career and thus more sexual options?
I mean, I have yet to meet an incel lawyer- I have been a lawyer for years- many are short and ugly, they all have wives and girlfriends
I really think your issues are probably career based
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
Beta buxing? What a nice advice.
1 ccv223345 2018-02-07
Sounds to me like you are just upset that you need a job
Donald Trump has never given women tingles a day in his life and he seems not to give a fuck about it
It’s nice that you are so focused on your women’s pleasures- the rest of us main are going to , you know, fuck women and then leave when we are done
It’s been working out so far
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
I have a job, I don't give a fuck about Donnie and I'm glad that you're fucking women dude.
1 Moist___ 2018-02-07
1 VoidInvincible 2018-02-07
5'1 is literally my favorite height in a girl. My ex girlfriend was 5'1 and I just have a fetish for short girls.
Great choice
1 mentalhealthcel 2018-02-07
Have you seen hookers?
1 zielony4 2018-02-07
Ohh boy, congrats on getting one. I hope you have fun with it.
1 Kennnny27 2018-02-07
so sad that our society has come to this point where men are getting dolls because women are so awful
1 leotheabys 2018-02-07
Yeah that is exactly why. -_-
1 Kennnny27 2018-02-07
what I mean to say is that more men than ever are now single because of female liberation. in the old days most men would find a wife easy because society was in charge not female nature which just wants chad
1 leotheabys 2018-02-07
You mean that time when women were literally slaves because they meant nothing without a husband?
1 Kennnny27 2018-02-07
yes like i said the good old days
1 leotheabys 2018-02-07
Which you never experienced so you don't know shit
1 Kennnny27 2018-02-07
that's stupid, I don't have to have been there to know it was much better for men like me
1 leotheabys 2018-02-07
Not if you were a plebeian, a gentryman, a farmer.
1 jaincel 2018-02-07
and males were nothing but providers and soldiers, 10 year old boys used to go for war, theres always two sides to an issue stop twisting it to fit your feminist agenda, you tell us incels to stop playing the victim card but go on to do the same, the fucking hypocrisy lol
1 leotheabys 2018-02-07
Who made men got to war? Hmm? Think hard. Who started the wars and for what reasons? You do know for sure not women.
1 sleepingforever1 2018-02-07
Yeah just shit all over all those men that fought and died for your freedom.
Jesus Christ.
1 jaincel 2018-02-07
now that it suits your agenda, you label warmongers as men and not evil assholes, most men who fought wars were still innocent, if you really believe that all women were innocent peaceful creatures that hated war then you should hear about people like Ilse koch and the feminists who started the white feather movement which shamed men into joining the army
1 jaincel 2018-02-07
should Indians start killing english people because the latter killed millions of Indians centuries back !?
1 fishet 2018-02-07
How is that in any way related
1 jaincel 2018-02-07
because radfems like her keep demonising modern men because apparently women were treated like shit centuries back
1 cotardded 2018-02-07
I think everyone's mildly stupid here. Let people live how they wish as long as it doesn't kill anyone. Women don't owe anyone shit and neither do men.
1 fishet 2018-02-07
Jesus fucking christ thank you
1 Incelvester 2018-02-07
Feminists have actually!
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/White_feather
1 WikiTextBot 2018-02-07
White feather
A white feather has been a traditional symbol of cowardice, used and recognised especially within the British Army and in countries of the British Empire since the 18th century, especially by patriotic groups, including some early feminists, in order to shame men who were not soldiers. It also carries opposite meanings, however: in some cases of pacifism, and in the United States, of extraordinary bravery and excellence in combat marksmanship.
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1 Barneysparky 2018-02-07
White feather was a propaganda tactic of the British government.
Yes or no?
1 lonewolf-2000 2018-02-07
why the fuck are you bringing up the past? its not relevant anymore
1 DurrThatGuyPostsOnTD 2018-02-07
Because the guy he was responding to already brought it up, smart one.
1 pinkgoldrose 2018-02-07
Women aren't awful they just have their own lives to worry about.
1 fishet 2018-02-07
Yes, this is definitely women's fault XD
1 starraven 2018-02-07
What? it’s not like there are any men that live with these awful women society has today.
1 fishet 2018-02-07
Sorry but just to make sure i understand this, your saying no men live with any women these days?
1 cotardded 2018-02-07
Not everyone is an incel like you. Sorry that your personality is so shitty and you're so self-centered that you can't even be bothered to think that maybe the problem lies with you.
1 DEPRESSION_IS_COOL 2018-02-07
Why sad?
1 DurrThatGuyPostsOnTD 2018-02-07
Why are women awful, because they’re not throwing themselves at you? You gotta work on you bro. Get better, develops a personality and stop being an ass.
1 anonymousvirgin88 2018-02-07
At least you have the money to get one. Do a bit of handholding for me since I will never get to handhold with a female myself.
1 Orange_Paisley 2018-02-07
I saw this movie. It had Ryan Gosling in it, right?
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-02-07
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-02-07
1 VoidInvincible 2018-02-07
Is this a real movie?
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-02-07
yeah lars and the real girl
1 BF8211 2018-02-07
That movie was bullshit because Ryan Gosling would have girls throwing themselves at him IRL.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-07
Yeah but we can't have an ugly be the star of the movie, nobody would watch it.
1 pangeacel 2018-02-07
That movie is upsetting because everybody in Gosling's hometown try's to treat him nicely and work with him through his mental illness. In real life, people who have to resort to sex dolls are doomed to isolation and hated by the greater population.
1 Nancy125 2018-02-07
congrats in advance on losing your virginity
the alternative is a prostitute and, while Ive never fucked a doll before, its probably just as animated and interactive
1 not_good_looking 2018-02-07
Women and normies will find a reason to hate on this.
1 fishet 2018-02-07
you mean other than the obvious?
1 KV_2018 2018-02-07
because it takes away the only power women have in this world?
1 lerellen 2018-02-07
Tell that to the Me Too ladies.
1 canad1anbacon 2018-02-07
lol as if anyone who can actually get laid wants a sex doll
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-02-07
You can't really call it "finding" a reason when the reason is literally the entire post on its own.
1 _ProudMisogynist 2018-02-07
lol like wtf? what is the problem with this post?
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-02-07
Judging from her comments she's either a troll or a horrible person
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-02-07
Not a troll. And Actually, I am a rational human being. Why do you say I'm a horrible person?
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-02-07
You don't think its unhealthy to buy a sex doll and prop it up, give a magazine and pretend its a real woman? If that's the case you have some serious issues to work out. This is not how you cure loneliness. This is how you reinforce and worsen it.
1 _ProudMisogynist 2018-02-07
I think you should mind your own businesses of what people find sexually attractive
1 watermelon_bubblegum 2018-02-07
Your username says it all. It's not about atractivnes it's about how incels treat women.
1 pinkgoldrose 2018-02-07
She's lucky.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-02-07
why the fuck do you cunts come here to mock incels who are not even talking about women? you truly are vile creatures.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
Hey lil buddy, you seem upset. Well I'm here to tell you that I only browse the cel subs after having sex with my wife so I can laugh at people like you.
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
If an incel didn't shat in your coffee, judging from your display of cuntness, somebody definitely should.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
Incel would need leave basement to shat in coffee, so no, obviously.
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
PM me your location and I'll see if I can make this happen. kek.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
I'll have my wife answer the door, I'm sure she'd slam it in your face in disgust, amirite?
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
Well, for one, if you took it literally, I'm not actually going to, I'm not that disgusting.
Second - sure, probably, I'd slam it in disgust as well.
Third - the fact that you have a wife doesn't really bother me.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
How about that fact that I'm a sub-5 who didn't lose my virginity until I was 22, she's an 8-ish and a doctor. I was this sub's posterboy and now i'm your antithesis. Difference between us? I didn't sit on the internet posting mysoginistic shit all day.
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
Did you? Losing at 22 is still within reasonable parameters, European and US stats will confirm that. Rather late but not pathologically so. Besides, that doesn't trigger me either, glad for you dude, the fact that you're flaunting your SO like a prize before incels' faces makes you more misogynistic than us, to be honest.
The fact that you, snigger, respect women has nothing to do with how you came to be with your SO. Also, sounds really misogynistic in itself, smh fam.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
that's because you have a horribly skewed definition of both feminism and misogyny as is made obvious by the posts in this sub. That being said I never said anything about being a feminist, or "respecting women", you put those words in my mouth.
I repsect people, and judge people based on the merit of their character regardless of sex or gender. The fact that you and the other shitbags on this forum can't comprehend that and would rather treat all women as a different, and lesser, species is why you're unworthy of respect and deserve all you get.
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
Objective take isn't absolute truth but has a right to exist because there's a dictionary definition and there's the experience people had.
Neither have I, I was having a chuckle at your expense, thank you for providing another one.
I can only say for myself that I do not see women as lesser species but your "shitbag" tag I will wear as a badge of honour. Because when you're coming in here and being a cunt to people who actually haven't warranted (I mean talking about a sex doll isn't demeaning women). Anyway, I suggest you GTFO back to the wife like a little pest you are.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
This entire sub is infested with posts about femoids posted by shitbags. Believe me you don't have to wear that badge you stink of it with the company you keep.
Also the OP here is a lie, half a year ago this dude was broke, no job, no education, living with parents. If you really think he raised the funds to buy a sexdoll then the blackpill has made you more stupid than usual.
1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
How do you know all that? Have you stalked through his history or something?
1 pinkgoldrose 2018-02-07
I wasn't even joking.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-02-07
what do you mean?
1 pinkgoldrose 2018-02-07
That she seems lucky. He loves her he buys her clothes he treats her nicely.
1 ummyourdaddy 2018-02-07
what?! anyway why haven't you hit me up?
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-02-07
hey fuck you that's a fine height
1 BatBatB 2018-02-07
Cope
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-02-07
taller than the global average
1 BatBatB 2018-02-07
Yeah sure but you’re competing with guys in your country, not midgets from asia.
1 sc2isadeadgame 2018-02-07
that's what i said when people kept telling me napoleon wasn't a manlet
1 Short_Incel_Throw 2018-02-07
I'd do this as well if I lived alone.
1 AntiAbleism 2018-02-07
I’m thinking about getting one.
1 dragonwingsarecrispy 2018-02-07
If you need someone to talk to you are welcome to message me
1 retiredho 2018-02-07
I wish you the best
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
Don't worry dude one day you'll come home and catch her on the couch with Chad Fuckdoll's dick in her mouth and Tyrone ThunderDoll fucking her.
Just another wanna be beta bux spending money on a woman who doesn't want to have sex with you. And she never will.
1 69SRDP69 2018-02-07
I'd watch that movie
1 Dumb0000000 2018-02-07
I give it a day until you fuck the thing.
I give it a year until you get an infection from the mould that is growing inside of it because you never cleaned it and found dead by your landlord, half rotted and balls deep in silicone vag.
In fact, it doesn’t matter how you die. People will find it in the end
1 DEPRESSION_IS_COOL 2018-02-07
I give you 10 years before you die of cancer. Good luck.
1 fiodorson 2018-02-07
Hi, did you considered getting a dog? They are actually happy when you come home. You can have both, doll and a dog. I mean until dog decides doll is great for biting.
1 homendailha 2018-02-07
If OP lives alone and is out a lot a dog might not be the best option. They feel loneliness too, to a pet dog it's human is basically the world and it's not nice being constantly abandoned. There are lots of other animals more suitable than can form meaningful bonds with humans.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
Out a lot? Where do you think this sexless idiot goes other than upstairs to yell at his mom to make him dinner.
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1 daskettenkrad 2018-02-07
Did incel shat in your coffee?
1 homendailha 2018-02-07
He explicitly mentions that he goes out to work. If that's a full time job then it's 40 hours per week, which is a lot.
There's no need to be such a prick about it.
1 cr3t1n 2018-02-07
You obviously haven't read OP's post history.
1 PROLAPSED_SUBWOOFER 2018-02-07
Yes because everyone knows NEETs can afford a $5000 sex doll like OP ordered.
1 apDurodur 2018-02-07
I mean you can get like an outside cat if you dont have a lot of time and dont live somewhere too cold
1 Trustpage 2018-02-07
Best to have the doll aswell. Don’t need OP fucking the poor innocent dog
1 LordDarthra 2018-02-07
Oh shut up you're gonna bang it
1 iChelseaya 2018-02-07
That's cool. I think the doll will help a lot.
1 VoidInvincible 2018-02-07
What do you do for money?
1 Holiya7046 2018-02-07
Buying a sex doll is nothing to be ashamed of.All of us have our biological needs and these dolls are made to take care of these needs. Moreover, they make you feel attracted to her through her looks.
1 DurrThatGuyPostsOnTD 2018-02-07
Yes it is absolutely something to be ashamed of. OP needs companionship, not encouragement.
1 DEPRESSION_IS_COOL 2018-02-07
Good for you! I wish you the best. Give it 10 years and youll have a doll that will talk to you and love you. Maybe even clean and cook.
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-02-07
OP is a truecel holy shit
1 carbineblaine 2018-02-07
F
1 justforlulzandkeks 2018-02-07
Indeed, it's is very sad
1 RealHedgeFund 2018-02-07
He is the one....
1 acceler8td 2018-02-07
This might be naive but from you saying you don't want to have sex with it and just want conversations/companionship it really does sound like getting a friend or 2 would be the ideal solution. I have a variety of friends raging from a 6'3 ultra chad to a short bald asian - you don't need to be attractive to have friends (even of the opposite sex).
You said you're socia
1 Stoic_Stranger 2018-02-07
Such as?
1 acceler8td 2018-02-07
depends where you are, but for example i'm in london and there are always events being held for those with social difficulties to meet up. For example:
https://www.meetup.com/London-Social-Anxiety/
https://www.meetup.com/leadinglightsocial/
https://www.meetup.com/safetc/
http://www.sashgroup.org/
And then there's loadsd of facebook groups organising days out and so on.
1 Stoic_Stranger 2018-02-07
Thanks. I'll look into meetup.com
1 Whoevers 2018-02-07
Not an incel nor was I ever one but I used to talk to my own paintings. They were better company than actual people, duh, their personalities were creations of my own imagination. It's not exactly the healthiest thing ever but I get it. Just be careful not to get too sucked into it. However fucked you might be, starting to believe inanimate objects are real people is a whole new level of fucked.
1 Alia_Harkonnen 2018-02-07
At least she'll be a better conversationalist than most women, wasn't used before, and won't require make up to look decent.
1 HenryStrenner 2018-02-07
Don't take her out man. But nice to read that you feel kinda happy about it.
1 WaylanderTS 2018-02-07
Dude, from one autist to another this community is not the place for you. The cucks here seem to have you thinking that you're a second class citizen and that is not the case. Find somewhere supportive to be instead of this cesspit.
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1 fishet 2018-02-07
How is that in any way related
1 Barneysparky 2018-02-07
White feather was a propaganda tactic of the British government.
Yes or no?
1 pinkgoldrose 2018-02-07
That she seems lucky. He loves her he buys her clothes he treats her nicely.
1 DurrThatGuyPostsOnTD 2018-02-07
Because the guy he was responding to already brought it up, smart one.