You cannot fool us, roasty.

The roast beef thing is just a meme to trigger normcucks. It works well so some incels keep doing it.

It doesn't really merit a response.

Been talked about plenty before.

it's funny to talk about roast beef vaginas, that's it

it's funny to talk about roast beef vaginas, that's it

You're that bored? Holy shit...find a new hobby.

apparently you've never heard of memes

apparently you've never heard of funny memes.

the roastie meme is hilarious, idk why you're taking it so personally

the roastie meme is hilarious, idk why you're taking it so personally

Laughing at you isn't taking it personally. Why would I take a clueless virgin's rants about female anatomy personally?

You think it triggers normies more than baffles them?

The only joy incels have is saying "roast beef" since thye'll die kissless.

Talk about attention whoring...

No, not even close.

Do you know why they perpetuate the roast beef meme? Posts like this from people like you, they know it bothers you, and you can't even say it doesn't, otherwise you wouldnt have typed out an essay on the topic

The reasonable guys want you to go away.

The hateful dickheads want attention.

There you go.

so you deliberately invent bullshit so we'll come here?

Nobody is forcing you to comment. It's y'alls (teehee) fault for taking shit tier b8

You're a worst attention whore than any "stacy" ever was.

Not really, no

so you don't want non-incels to come here, so you deliberately invent bullshit so we'll come here? Logical.

Nope, you just made up your own logic. You should know that's not what's really happening. Ya'll have been repeatedly told to leave incels alone but since you clearly don't(even after the OG subbed got banned), they resort to memes to annoy you.

Guess what you just did? You reacted to it.

It's absolutely clear some of the men here do in fact believe this myth

...You need to understand that this 'myth' is just an offensive circle-jerked joke. Show me a post that has an incel unironically believing it then.

This sub is open to non-incels; if you feel that's wrong you should speak to the admins.

Almost all the incels have complained to the mods. It's literally in the one of the stickies. The mods here obviously ok with letting crap like this happen everyday.

Look at some of the other comments on this thread. Some incels are idiots who actually believe it.

They crave for attention, don't get upset at how they search it.

You’re such a norm cuck. Everyone knows that incels are experts in female anatomy, unlike those gynaecologist cucks who’ve never even noticed how their clients vulvas devolve into roast beef flaps

There’s no way you’re more knowledgeable about your genitals than these virgins who’ve never seen one. I mean, the ones in porn look fine to them, but that’s because porn stars can afford constant cosmetic surgery to keep the roast from showing.

Or maybe I’m just being sarcastic

If you honestly thought that hamfisted joke was serious, the problem is on your end

It was always on their end, they came here to shitpost...

You have a vagina Mr. onion?

Perhaps it's M.R. Onion, attorney at law. (I just added that last part because it sounds good.)

Haha.

What in the absolute fuck is this sub, I stumbled upon this horseshit and I'm now convinced OP is president of the MRA party with title captain VIRGIN.

OP is an anti-incel woman, you retard

Mad you don't get laid kid? It seems like I found Virgin Swuad over here?

Become less stupid

When you become less pathetic.

Go google and talk on the internet about more dating shit LOL.

Go talk to girls you cuck. Net obviously doesn't help you

http://i.imgur.com/mnaOksv.gif

Your an OG of the men's rights movement. Bet you have the dopest fedora and vape setup of them all

https://i.imgur.com/QONVIyz.gif

Easy: just look up the life duration of vagina cells and calculate how long you need you to lock up your girlfriend in a basement before you can have sex with her without touching anything the previous man has touched. That way it's not gay.

This is why you're incel

Brilliant

Just LOL @ any female who believes that taking dozens of BBC's and shoving dildos the size of babies up their roast won't change the appearance.

Well it doesn't. I mean you ass doesn't change after taking a huge dump. Morbidly obese people's mouths aren't much different even tho they eat a lot.

Beating it raw definitely changes the appearance for circumcised guys.

it definitely makes the skin looser and more shriveled looking

no

nope but I have noticed it from my own dick. I used to feel very guilty about jacking off without lube because of this but now I do it so rarely that I don't care

Male here. No, nothing you said about penises is accurate. You don't even understand your own body; how could you possibly understand a woman's?

The only changes would be from injuries, etc. Labia do not magically "grow" because of tons of sex. Labia are a set size, and it is determined by genes.

r/thatsnothowdickswork

bullshit. I don't give a fuck about labia as I'm a virgin who doens't research that crap. I've noticed the skin on one side of my dick become more stretched than the other because on that side is where my palm goes when jacking off. So the skin definitely gets looser on the dick if you jackoff too much without lube

Science!

Oh I see you are being sarcastic now lol

"im a virgin and do no research but everything i say about a womans body is true".

gotcha.

No, nothing you said about penises is accurate. You don't even understand your own body; how could you possibly understand a woman's?

Wow...not only do they not have the slightest clue about women, they don't even know anything about their own dicks!

Some of them are bordering on blind, deaf, and dumb.

Well no one should be doing sexual things raw

Jesus Christ, that's how you go blind

Penises never have giant loose meat flaps hanging out of them

Someone had a valid point in that say she had sex every day with her beloved boyfriend. The theoretical physical affect would be the same, but she wouldn't be a slut.

The roast beef meme is one of my favorites to come out of this community. And the type of responses and reactions it gets from normans.

I fuckin kek side to side every time. This is what happens when you ride the CC ladies beware.

Same. The amount of attention it gets is pretty baffling tbh

Its because normans think they're so smart.

"Uh you do know..."

ACKSHULLEE dats not how vajynas work

t. roast

lol you took it serious.

“Lol when people actually put points to dumbass shit on this sub let’s just backtrack and say it’s bait lol”

dfaq are you talking about?

The subject?

Except it is goddamn bait

that was bait too and you fell for it

Uh huh.

Exactly.

....I think it's trying to be funny

Anyone can say that anything that’s absurd is bait and if that’s the case then legit anything on this sub can be backtracked into bait because half of you are weirdos and the other half are sad dudes with weird priorities. Means nothing

....except the roasties thing specifically is a goddamn meme meant to get a reaction.

half of you are weirdos and the other half are sad dudes

I don't care? I'm not an incel.

Even then it disregards the other message of the post.

I don't care? I'm not an incel. It isn’t meant to be specifically applied to you, It’s “you” as in a whole as in the incel people on this sub. I’m saying that everything here can be bait so the response of “Uhh but I’m not an incel” isn’t relevant

I’m saying that everything here can be bait so the response

And I'm telling you that the only thing that is seriously bait is roasties, because it's a goddamn meme meant to get a reaction, I don't know or care what else is.

And I’m telling you that in a subreddit full of sexually frustrated men, there is a population of people who use “roasties” in a way you don’t. If you aren’t an incel why’re you in this sub anyway? I thought the following was 2/3 incel and 1/3 people like me who enjoy watching

If you aren’t an incel why’re you in this sub anyway?

Because I can do what I want? And if that's being a former incel on an incel board, then that's what I'll do.

That's the whole point, you're assuming that's what it means. I know for a fact that it's bait because why the fuck else do you think it would keep being posted over and over and over? It's because people are still falling for a deliberately inflammatory term, giving the posters the attention they want.

You’re preaching to me about how it’s bait to rile up girls when you’re the only one who’s salty. You’re taking genuine questions and acting as if they’re insulting. Take it easy man.

I know for a fact that it's bait because why the fuck else do you think it would keep being posted over and over and over?

You use the fact that “roasties” being used over and over justifies it as universal bait but in that case then everything else that’s repeating over and over on this sub is also bait for that reason? Like using cringy names to sum up imaginary people like “Chad” or “Stacy” as well as hating women because they won’t fuck you? I see that over and over again on here so I assumed that’s bait too? I’m coming to the realization that everything here is bait, whoa! Your logic and reasoning is extremely flawed and stubborn.

Implying I'm salty. Frustrated, because you're obtuse, sure. Salty would require emotional investment outside of not wanting people to be retarded though.

No, I use the reaction it keeps getting as well as it's origin (as a literal joke) as proof of it being bait. I said that it's posted over and over because it still gets a reaction. Now you're just being a jackass, you're applying reasoning specific to this one joke on to shit that has nothing to do with it in the first place because it apparently disproves my point about “roasties“ specifically being bait.

I'm out then, have fun falling for more bait.

Ditto, agree to disagree. Have a nice rest of your day man

Very well then. Have a good one as well.

Typical roast talk

Lmfao how are you gonna be so picky about their sex history when your sex history is the palm of your hand?

Actually to be fair, society does judge people, guys mainly, for their lack of sexual history. To deny that is to ignore the obvious. Women don't respect men who lack sexual experience. It's the opposite. They actively despise them as though there's something inherently wrong with virgin men.

Are you retarded? We call them roasties because it triggers them. Nothing more. Their triggerings make us laugh. This post just encourages me to post more about roasties because you were so weak minded that you let words trigger you to the point of having to make this post.

Is this your first day on the internet?

Yeah beo your OP essay was all a big prank. You got us.

Is this your first day on the internet?

No but it might be yours. I don't see how people laughing at your idiocy can be classified as "triggering".

Incels have lowered the bar on what triggers are that it doesn't really mean anything here.

What does roastbeef have to do with women? I never got it.

It is said that some vaginas look like roast beef because the inner lips hang down a bit loose. And some people take it further by saying if a woman hadn’t been such a whore, they wouldn’t be so long.

Totally agree. But I have to say, the hymen isn’t a “barrier” meant to be broken. It actually encircles like a band. So, if your hymen tore, it was from strenuous physical activity. It also repairs itself. It’s estimated that about 50% of sexually active female teens still have their hymen intact.

The hymen can repair itself, but not to the original state. Can you imagine if you had a thick hymen and every time you had sex it repaired itself back to its original size? People would be having even less sex. Besides, hymenoplasty is primarily used by women to thicken the hymen so that their “virginity” can be proven. There are those who get the surgery to make themselves tighter, though it doesn’t always work.

Also iirc the hymen doesn't have any nerves in it so it's not "normal" to feel pain during sex, even if the hymen breaks itself (some will break due to their shape, like the double o ones )

If roast beef isn't controllable, and is genetic as you claim, then I guess you know how incels feel when being shamed for things out of their control.

That obviously isn't my point. When women claim vaginas don't work like the memes, then they should know how an incel feels being shamed for things like height, race, penis size, and things out of their control.

other than memes i dont really know of anyone shaming guys for things out of their control, and if they do most people would be disgusted and call the person in question an asshole.

the height thing is def a meme. ive never in my life met a girl that cared about hight. the first time i ever saw anything that made a guys height a big deal was an anime, and we all know anime isnt anything like the real world.

race, yes there's people who care about race but we have a word for them, it's racist and the general consensus is that being racist is both disgusting and retarded.

penis size? okay ive heard girls talk about dick size the same way guys talk about breast size. some people like big, some people dont care, some people preffer small. no one should make their partner feel bad about the size of their dick/tits regardless of prefference.

and to be fair about dick size, most women preffer average/smaller. seeing girls drool over giant dicks in porn isnt real life, thats fantasy just like everything else in porn. vaginas are a set length, even an average sized dick can hurt.

Roast beef fluttering in anger, I can hear the flaps.

Also all females in the degenerate west are sluts now.

A female virgin in their 20s in the degenerate west is as rare as a nice Chad. The females that are virgin in their 20s are probably religious. When left to their devices they are all sluts who have been devastated by Chad.

That makes no sense, the previous comment had nothing to do with me personally.

A nice chad? You don't think there are nice people who just happened to have been born with good looks?

It endures because it makes people mad.

Vaginas do get roastie dude. Especially single mothers. Non virginity, no love.

How about make yourself useful, turn the flash on your phone, excavate all the gross skin and fat away, and snap a picture of your own supposedly spotless pussyhole?

Thought not.

“Hey you have no tits” “Yes I do!” “Then Prove it, lemme see”

Works everytime bois.

actually talk to women

oh i didn't realize i just have to talk to them! you're right! hey, do you know where i can go get a haircut too?

Keep flapping your flaps

Accusatory threads that generalize the entire subreddit (e.g., "Why do you creepy virgins hate women so much?!" or "Are you people for real? Is this a joke?") will be treated as spam and removed.

also stop brigading you FUCKS

wasn't referring to you

the quote is referring to you, however the part where i say "also" isn't

it's not hard to parse

I think you all know this is true

wrong, better luck next time

also please don't make posts like these when we're being brigaded

“Lol when people actually put points to dumbass shit on this sub let’s just backtrack and say it’s bait lol”

The subject?

The hymen can repair itself, but not to the original state. Can you imagine if you had a thick hymen and every time you had sex it repaired itself back to its original size? People would be having even less sex. Besides, hymenoplasty is primarily used by women to thicken the hymen so that their “virginity” can be proven. There are those who get the surgery to make themselves tighter, though it doesn’t always work.

If you honestly thought that hamfisted joke was serious, the problem is on your end

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