we will not

what someone rubbing my chin and cheeks

they'd have to have a big ass hand because i'm not a jawlet like YOU lot

"You're a worthless piece of shit, look at me when I talk to you"

Several years ago I went to the dental clinic for a checkup. The dental hygienist was a young female, probably a recent graduate. As she was exploring my mouth she put one of her hands on the side of my face. To her, she was probably just trying to keep my mouth still, but for me it felt AMAZING. I remember experiencing this tingling sensation all over my body. I wonder if that's what women feel when they see Chad? I can only imagine how amazing it must feel to be stroked and held by a female who actually likes you and is glad that you exist.

I wish I had more wisdom teeth to get pulled. The feeling of boobs pressing against my head was awesome. And the feeling of complete drowsiness and not giving a shit about the world for a few hours was pretty good too.

Lol. I'm getting mine pulled soon. Now, I am looking forward to it ;) ;) ;)

I remember experiencing this tingling sensation all over my body.

Are you sure this wasn't the drugs?

There wasn't any drugs used. It was only an examination by a dental hygienist who then went on clean my teeth. It was directly related to her touch. Normies wouldn't understand because they get touched by people either everyday, or at worst, every now and again. The most "intimate" I have been with a female has always been in a medical setting. It's the only setting where females have actually touched my skin.

Many years ago I would get my hair cut by women. It was always an anxiety inducing experience for me, not helped by the fact that women like to talk, especially those in the hair cutting business. The women would always ask me invasive questions about if I was studying, working, what I was doing on the weekend, etc. The last time a woman cut my hair she just had to make the condescending comment of me being a "man of few words". Since then I have just grown my hair out long, and then after a few years I end up shaving it off.

I feel so sorry for both you (being so starved for human contact) and her (for being an object in this weird situation when she was just clearly working).

Shut up. She wasn't an object and most likely didn't even notice anything out of the ordinary.

I love how she just had to make the woman out as a victim as well because muh feminism. Fucking cancerous poster

as opposed to the theme here, where men are always the real victims. are you guys really this lacking in self awareness?

responds to one individual

doesn't even know if he thinks "men are always the real victims"

hurr hurr you guise are silly with your beliefs

are you really this stupid?

for being an object in this weird situation when she was just clearly working

yeah, she's such an object because a man felt the touch of a woman. It went wrong because he ENJOYED IT. Fuck you for making this into a misogynistic post.

Tbh, you are overreacting. It isn't as if he said something weird or made her uncomfortable in any way. Innocently appreciating basic human contact is a harmless situation for both parties.

It is the most amazing feeling in life and I truly hope that you will experience it one day. Keep your head and your attidude up and that day will come.

I wonder if that’s what women feel when they see Chad

This made me laugh the hardest I have in days.

Jesus Christ Reddit.

Similar experience here, nowadays dental hygienists massage your jaw and neck checking for signs of cancer or something like that (I wasn't really paying attention but the lady does it every time) I was almost afraid that she would notice I was melting in her hands

Yes we will. The only thing in the world that will hold us, make us feel happy and forget about all our pain is death. The angel of death's sweet touch will make everything go away. Death's embrace is our only hope of experiencing this.

I would touch all of you but I am a dude and you don't want that.

i am a dude and you don't want that

in a sub filled of trap posts

gee, i have my doubts

It looks like you wrote a lowercase I instead of an uppercase I. This has happened 6683 times on Reddit since the launch of this bot.

/u/board_gaming you low-IQ valueless cunt, ban this bot please

You insult me then say please and ask me to do something for you. Lulz

You're objectively low-IQ and apparently you have no issue telling people how you feel about our 'delusions' and such, so I saw no reason to be polite. Fix it cunt

Actually both messages there went too far. You aren't unintelligent but you do annoy the hell out of me. Sorry.

No

N O P E.

It's not got to the point where I can't have physical contact with women. Like if one brushes up against me in a club by accident I freeze. Partly because it's such an odd sensation that feels alien. Partly because I'm terrified of being called a creep.

I experience this every day with Chad. Sucks to be you.

are you a cute trap?

what is wrong with you? Kicking people who are at their lowest point in life?

I am surprised that this femoid's face isn't in this photo.

I picture this beast saying "fuck off normie fag cuck" afterwards.

It's kind of jarring seeing a genuinely sensitive post like this next to a post about how y'all like to call women "roasties" because you think it's fun to watch women realize you're referring to their labia.

Do y'all ever get mood whiplash between the craving for soft touch and the ugly hatred towards the people you want that touch from?

"y'all"

Get the fuck out.

huh?

If you have money of course. Its all about the money nothing else.

Maybe if you stopped feeling sorry for yourselves and started respecting women and living in the real world you would lol

nope

I love how she just had to make the woman out as a victim as well because muh feminism. Fucking cancerous poster

"y'all"

Get the fuck out.