I thought the whole purpose of the app was to get shallow flings.

Right, as if people are diving into personalities on an app where you decide whether or not you like someone by their appearance

That's just one more example as to when the last sentence kills the joke.

Yep. Would’ve been perfect without the hashtag

Perfect?? That other sentence is a disaster

"the numerical digits that appear on the scale when you proceed to apply your weight into it"

Yup, that's some r/iamverysmart shit right there.

Fucking nitpick

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You're saying the joke isn't funny because it isn't perfect. What am I missing here?

You can tell those roast beef flaps fluttered in shock

It’s fake bro, sorry

nothing is real

But particularly this, is not real

People like this are stupid. Plenty of girls IRL don't give a fuck about height.

Now...race, hair, face on the other hand...

Plenty of girls don't care about those things.

Then why do so many women fawn after tall handsome white guys?

Many do. Not all.

Not literally literally every woman does, but enough of a trend that it's worth pointing out.

Not literally literally every woman does, but enough of a trend that it's worth pointing out. Just like how not every incel hates women.

but enough of a trend that it's worth pointing out.

Precisely.

You just fucking repeated what he said

Why do so many guys fawn over girls with big tits and slim waists? What none of you incels realize is that you have preferences just like women do, but because their preferences don't make them want you it's somehow their fault. All of you could either look for women that are actually in your league or make yourself more attractive through any combination of exercise, healthy eating and/or productive hobbies, but choose to do neither.

You're just making shit up about me and then arguing against the thing you just made up.

Incel's are no women's preference, that's the problem.

I'm about to post something really long cause honestly I feel bad for you guys since I can somewhat. I was never an incel but I definitely shared some views that you guys have and it took a couple years to realize that my opinions we're coming from a misguided view of relationships.

Whether you're a guy or a girl, neither are owed a relationship. If you want someone to be interested in you you have to be interesting and no one is gonna be interested in a person that's not interested in themselves and also have a negative pre-conceived notion of you.

Honestly looks aren't everything. Admittedly I'm a decent looking guy and I used to have zero success with women. What's really important in having successful relations with women is the way you carry yourself and interact with them.

Most incels I've noticed on this sub seem to lack respect for both themselves and women. If some girl came up to me with the same attitude most of you have, I'd turn her down in the same manner you guys seem to complain about because the way you guys talk about and act towards women is disrespect and why should they have to tolerate it?

I know it can be hard to feel confident in yourself if you don't see yourself as attractive. What you gotta do is base your self worth on something other than how attractive you are. I felt lost but I realized I love to cook and I worked on it. I got good enough that I wanted to brag about it and women were perceptive to it. I was more confident because I had something in my life to be confident about and it worked. I got more dates and I started getting laid, not all the time but enough to notice a change.

I know that bad looks make it harder to get girls, but other aspects of you're life can make up for your shortcomings. But if your bad looks are all you got then you're obliviously not going to succeed.

it took a couple years to realize that my opinions we're coming from a misguided view of relationships.

I hate men. i hope you new outlook on life helps you feel satisfied with the less-than-mediocrity you went through in your past, and will continue to go through for the time you have left.

okay

You know I hate this "he's an angry white man therefore he must be misguided" mentality that comes from you goddamned people.

all I know is, you can either sit on a computer all day and feel sorry for yourself or you can get up and try 1 of a million different things out there that will improve your life in a meaningful way

It's like with feminism and minorities, it's like all they do is sit around and complain about shit. It's like, get off your ass and do something, right? Stop whining, no one cares.

For some reason I can't upvote (?) but yeah exactly. The same guys who are like "girls are shallow because they don't like ugly guys" are often the ones creepily staring and hitting exclusively on hot girls all the time. I do get that it's frustrating/dumb for girls who are 5'2" to only like guys 6' and up (even when 5'7" are significantly taller than them). But the worst thing to do about it is sit around screaming " but it's not fair!!"

do get that it's frustrating/dumb for girls who are 5'2" to only like guys 6' and up

You're one of those cunts are you?

I do get that it's frustrating/dumb for girls who are 5'2" to only like guys 6' and up

You're one of those cunts aren't you.

Hmm no I'm 5'9". So it seems idiotic to me as well.

r/badfaketexts

We shouldn't even ask that since its a stupid comparison.

Yup, you can't just go on a diet to make your bones grow bigger. That's all genetic.

Yeah

Yeah that is a good burn. She deserved that.

The worst part is they can easily fix weight, yet complain about it.

I don't think you understand. /r/comedyhomicide is. pretty much what I'm talking about. It may take a while for you to get the point of this sub, since you obviously don't understand what I'm saying here.