Women only like douches named Chad but men like all shapes and sizes

36  2018-02-02 by muricunt

75 comments

My face looks quite similar to the Chad pic you posted, except that I don't have an angular face and I am 5'3. Being shorter than 98 percent of the US male population is brutal, even if you have a semi-chad face.

It's over bruh.

Got any more of this whore?

kentang_rice on reddit just look at her post history LUL. nothing too lewd unfortunately

Why you saying whores like it's a bad thing?

It is

Why though, like truthfully I'm just curious why you don't like woman that want to sleep around?

It depends on if you're trying to have a long time relationship with them. Once a whore, always a whore. A whore will never be able to settle down for anything and should be treated as a whore.

Naw man that's not true. Yeah some woman like to whore it up, but that's okay. They're just getting theirs and having fun. Then after awhile, just like a lot of guys, they find that one person they can be with for the rest of their lives.

If you are not chad, you are sad.

How do you come up with this shit everyday lmao

I don't know

This could be both a Trump tweet and a Dr. Seuss rhyme.

And you guys can't get any of them hahaha

Yeah thats the point captain obvious

How about you get your fat ass off the computer and do something with your life and maybe you won't constantly get rejected

Lol stop projecting your own weight issues to the rest of the public

Bitch go suck a dick since you can't get any pussy

We can't choose our orientation, you homophobe.

Yes you can

lol shut up fatty

Real facts though. The Chads at my school don’t even make an attempt. They walk around poorly dressed with dad bods and slay. I had a roommate last year who would wear the same ratty gym shorts and sandals every fucking day and slayed

His lack of care for fashion showed confidence! That's what we are attracted to as women! Looks don't matter, it's all about personality!!!! Men are the ones who are shallow, that's why women have to wear makeup!!!!

Careful bro pointing out their hypocrisy over makeup is one of the things that really sets the roasties off

"I don't do it for others, I do it for me!!! My face is a canvas for art~"

takes selfie with full face of makeup caked on

“I woke up like this”

Well it is personality. It's just not the personality you think deserves female attention.

Lmao

It makes perfect sense to normies.

Incels are extremists so they think that a good looking man is Chad, dressing well and grooming yourself is being like Roger Elliot. Self improvement is going to the gym. Having a good personality must mean either being good or evil etc.

It's all those glitches stacked that give incels such a uniquely confusing world view.

Maybe the easiest way to describe it since incels only think in dichotomies is that women and people in general love guys who are the opposite of pathetic

a tall white dad bod guy who is not disfigured

FTFY

Ok, now that you have woken up to the truth of life, what is next?

At some point, after the truth of reality sinks in, you have to decide what you want to do with that info.

Use it to your advantage - TRP

Stop playing the game - MGTOW

Complain without putting in effort - Incel


I'm not saying this to be provocative, just pointing out your options.

And you are right, women are the shallow ones. They were designed horribly by evolution. You were designed better. So now what?

MGTOW

Or you can suicide too

I wear fakeup for me! I get the tightest yoga pants for me!

Men are the ones who are shallow, that's why women have to wear makeup!!!!

Do you actually believe this or are you just fucking around?

Why else would they wear it? You slow?

Every single time I see this discussion they say they put it on for themselves, they enjoy the "art of the hobby".

Yep. This is like how naturally beautiful girls can just shower, air dry their hair, throw on a t-shirt and jeans and go out bare-faced.

Meanwhile, bigger girls ("land whales", I believe you so generously call them?) tend to pour their time and energy into fashion, doing and dying their hair, becoming experts at makeup, crash dieting, etc.

Average and thin girls also put lots of time and energy into clothes, hair, and make-up.

Only girls who are lesbian, asexual, or very lazy will do the former.

Random but are you hapa? Do you consider yourself ugly? The overwhelming majority of Eurasian men and women I've seen have been very attractive.

Haha good one.

You disagree? Half white/half asian people are hot af.

I don't have an opinion about them. But these guys; r/hapas they'll explain it to you

I used to be there. I was banned because of my username.

Yeah they're a salty bunch. Kinda like this sub and r/short

The holy trifecta of whining

Are you hapa, short, or unattractive?

It's easy for you to brush us off as whiners if you've never had these experiences.

Your post history suggests that you're a racist white. If you are, then you motherfuckers whine all the time about mediocre whites losing privilege. You live in a glass house, so don't throw stones.

I'm black. Counts for something i guess

Then I don't blame you for calling hapas whiners. You probably experience more racism than we do.

Actually i live in the Netherlands it's like the least racist place on earth. Never really experienced any of that. Nothing like the UK or US

Yes and yes. I look like a Mexican with Down Syndrome.

I know lots of hapas look attractive (mostly women, some men too), but not me.

Or you just got no fucking game! Get your ass back to wienie hut juniors.

I would take anything except landwhales

what about average people? if what you say is true then women wont date average dudes only 'chads'

They prefer Chads in every way, they just can't get him.

Yeah but average men prefer hot chicks.

Men will gladly have a ons with an average woman. Women, not so much.

Do you mean, Average men will be more willing to have sex with average women, than average women having sex with average men? Because I agree with the statement I just said, because by in nature men prefer to chase more than women.

You forgot the chad with glasses “I like nerdy guys teehee”

Wearing glasses is not a body type. His body type still falls into one of the three categories.

I like 1-19 personally. Also that photoshopping with the face makes only one guy attractive of the three.

This is a fact

Yeah I don't think women like thin chads either. It's mostly average body size chads and muscular.

This is so true. Girls can come in different sizes (skinny, petite, thic, plus size) and have different variances of beauty (cute, pretty, sexy) and find a guy that likes that type. For guys, if you're not ripped and look like chad it's over

Every single one of those women have the same body type, just different weights.

What's the fucking difference? Big boned? lmao fucking delusional

Well, eh. One, that chiseled face could not actually exist on the latter two bodies: the face is, after all, part of the body. The skinnyfat dude would have a pale/weak/thin face; the dadbod's face would be bloated.

Secondly, even if the Gigachad face were possible on all three bodies, there would still be an appreciable difference in the level of success achieved by each. The first guy is a legitimate Slayer - the vanishingly rare top-tier Chad. The second two are (at best) generic Chads; the skinny dude is probably more Chadlite.

I was thinking about this lately:

Orgasm is a reward circuit to motivate certain evolutionary behavior.

To men, who have imperative to spread their seed, the orgasm can occur for almost any female, just stimulation of the penis is needed.

But for women, the imperative is the best male possible, so orgasm, as a reward circuit, only exists for the alpha male, hence a much more narrow body-type that she finds sexually stimulating.


Anyway, science aside, you are missing the most important point. YOU can get orgasm from almost anything, but she is limited to a very narrow range. You were designed better by evolution, with more skill sets. I feel a bit bad for how they were designed.

If you're not white, its over.

Damn number 17 is fiiiinne

It’s worst than this. Women only like the chad on the left.

Cope

That’s not true, my bf is fat and sexy asf.

hahaha but seriously though no fat chicks

They prefer Chads in every way, they just can't get him.

Yeah thats the point captain obvious

I'm black. Counts for something i guess

Every single time I see this discussion they say they put it on for themselves, they enjoy the "art of the hobby".